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The humor of the court room, or, Jones vs. Johnson

Lindsley, Philip

The humor of the court room, or, Jones vs. Johnson

a lawful comedy

by Lindsley, Philip

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Published by J.F. Worley in Dallas, Tex .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Law -- Humor

  • Edition Notes

    Other titlesJones vs. Johnson, Jones versus Johnson
    Statementby Philip Lindsley ; with illustrations by Prescott Toomey
    SeriesEnglish and American drama of the nineteenth century
    The Physical Object
    FormatMicroform
    Pagination79 p., [9] leaves of plates
    Number of Pages79
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL15203260M

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